this is MY LIFE..
STAY ONLI if u care..
GET LOST if u dun..
basically thats ME!!!
this is MY LIFE..
STAY ONLI if u care..
GET LOST if u dun..
basically thats ME!!!
A long time ago, before the world was created and humans set foot on it for the first time, virtues and vices floated around and were bored, not knowing what to do. One day, all the vices and virtues were gathered together and were more bored than ever. Suddenly, Ingenious came up with an idea: "Let's play hide andseek!" All of them liked the idea and immediately Madness shouted: "I want to count, I want to count!" And since nobody was crazy enough to want to seek Madness, all the others agreed. Madness leaned against a tree and started to count: "One, two, three..." As Madness counted the vices and virtues went hiding. Tenderness hung itself on the horn of the moon, Treason hid in a pile of garbage. Fondness curled up between the clouds and Passion went to the centre of the earth. Lie said that it would hide under a stone, but hid at the bottom of the lake, whilst Avarice entered a sack that he ended up breaking. And Madness continued to count: "..seventy nine, eighty, eighty one..." By this time, all the vices and virtues were already hidden - except Love. For undecided as Love is, he could not decide where to hide. And this should not surprise us, because we all know how difficult it is to hide Love. Madness: "...ninety five, ninetysix, ninety seven..." Just when Madness got to one hundred, Love jumped into a rose bush where he hid. And Madness turned around and shouted: "I'm coming I'm coming!" As Madness turned around, Laziness was the first to be found, because Laziness had no energy to hide. Then he spotted Tenderness in the horn of the moon, Lie at the bottom of the lake and Passion at the centre of the earth. One by one, Madness found them all - except Love. Madness was getting desperate,unable to find Love. Envious of Love, Envy whispered to Madness: "You only need to find Love, and Love is hiding in the rose bush." Madness grabbed a wooden pitch fork and stabbed wildly at the rose bush. Madness stabbed and stabbed until a heartbreaking cry made him stop. Love appeared from the rose bush,covering his face with his hands. Between his fingers ran two trickles of blood from his eyes. Madness, so anxious to find Love, had stabbed out Love's eyes with a pitch fork. "What have I done! What have I done!" Madness shouted. "I have left you blind! How can I repair it?" And Love answered: "You cannot repair my eyes. But if you want to do something for me, you can be my guide." And so it came about that from that day on, Love is blind and is always accompanied by Madness.
=>love is blind and is always accompanied by madness....<=
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10/31/2004 01:52:00 AM
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well..took this frm szehui's blog.. find it kind of make sense lo.. so juz wanna share lo!!
HER DIARY (15 lines)
ok i think i better blog 2day.. if nt.. de next time i blog.. will be a super duper long 1..haha!! ok... lets start from monday...
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"
Jun was veri charming & many girls
ok la.. it have been a while tat i have a proper posting liao..haha!! okok.. but i will cum back 2ml n continue my post.. coz i kind of tired liao lor... nitex!!!
Last week we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket...it seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils I noticed that he too had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked: "Why the spoon?" "Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired a consulting firm to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon after enjoying my soup, and, yes, he was able to replace it with his spare. "I'll get another spoon the next time I go into the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked our waiter:"Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?" "Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we could save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%." "After you get it out," I inquired, "how do you put it back?" "Well,"he whispered, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
=>a bit eRxiN... but is FuNnY!!ahha!!!<=
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10/29/2004 02:29:00 PM
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有多久沒見你 以為你在那裡
WHEN U R ONLY 5 YRS OLD,
This is hilarious ......... even an Englishman could not concoct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Singaporeans.Lim Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.This is what he came up with ......"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushes out and wanted to 5 with me. I run until I fall 6 and throw out. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he runs away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1"
One day, a plane crash into a cliff. There are 11 people on a rope.10 men 1 woman. The rope is going to snap soon so the women gave a speach...
u know why God created spaces between your fingers? so that someday, the one person who's made comes and fills those gaps by holding on to u forever..
arGh...it have been so long since de last time i fell so ill..!!! oh man...arGh.. having all de flus, sorethroat... so yuckY!!! haiz... sian... why muz i fall sick @ this crucial time when i am suppose 2 study fer my semestral tesT!!! n de thing is a lot of ppl is falling sick oso..haiz.. hate de feeling of getting sick..!!! why muz ppl get sick!!! haiz.. watever la.. duno wat 2 blog... now no strength 2 think wat had happen de past few dayz.. maybe back in a few days time 2 blog wat had happen in this wk...
it have beem a few days since i last blog proper..haha!!..ok.. here i am 2 blog again.. haiZ.. actually nth much 2 blog.. nth much 2 say.. onli 1 woRd... TIRED!!! haha!! so busy!! haha!! coz of all de quizes... n have 2 prepare de games fer SPCO music camp..~
=>You have to read this, it is absolutely beautiful...... <=
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10/13/2004 10:28:00 AM
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=>i nearly bang wall after readin this....<=
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10/12/2004 08:50:00 PM
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids,Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did theironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."
Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do
There was once a couple...The husband is
He managed 2 catch ppl's attention by holding up a $20.00 bill.
yesh.. i am being emtional again.. cried again juz nw.. why? haha.. was tokin 2 JieWei on msn on sum stuffs.. den link 2 de bond btw de gals n de guys.. n was tokin abt this fren... yah.. it reminds me on wat happen in my secondary sch yrs.. gt backstabbed.. hurt.. closed up.. reject makin frens... having thoughts of leavin de world.. but still i cling on.. thank God i am still here typing...
it has been a long time since i last blog.. soRry... well.. i am realli tired... studyin fer de tests, praticin my zhongruan and everyting.. haiz...!!! so tirEd!! well.. aniway.. i cut my hair again..haha!! eRr.. dun realli like it lor.. but still ok la.. at least i cut it..haha!! haiz.. duno wat 2 blog liao... be back 2nite 2 blog more la.. nw have 2 go prepare to go sch liaoz!!!
as fer this url... i saw it frm a fren's blog... de story realli is heart wrenching... i cried like siao after reading...
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